Welcome to the Men's 2010 Season

What is a DNF?

May 27, 2010 | Posted by John Kawiuk

     Prior to getting into the good stuff I’d like to explain a new feature that was introduced.  I know it happens only occasionally but once in a while you'll have someone who came out to play and couldn't finish.  He was in the middle of his round just as the horn sounded to signal dangerous weather. By the time it was safe to go back out his allotted time had passed leaving him no choice but to head for home.  He was disappointed that he wasn’t able to help his team by at least earning a participation point. We have nothing but the utmost respect for those players who understand the importance of participation and, as such, we’ve introduced a DNF item. Be it known that any Men’s Night participant who is unable to complete his round due to unforeseen and extraordinary circumstances is welcome to enter DNF on their scoresheet.  The Pro Shop will credit the participant as having played so they will earn a participation point but, since no number was entered; neither their team’s score nor their handicap will be affected.   IMPORTANT: Be it known that I reserve the right to disallow a DNF if it becomes too regular an occurrence or if everyone in the lounge knows damn well a specific "participant", is obviously packing it in to avoid a visit to the Useless Bastard list. We also have had a few who simply do not know the rules of golf and due to that lack of knowledge ends up with a DQ and thus no score. They did play the full nine holes but simply could not enter a score due to their violation. They made the effort so let them have a participation point.  So it shall be written.  So it shall be done.

Now for the good stuff. With Pin High winning the week over the Gunners and the Barstool Prophets winning over STR8 Par this week we now have “game on” with two teams with a 5 and 1 record and only 3 points apart. STR8 Par and Pin High are neck and neck and battling for top spot.

A  Few Good Men proved that to be true with an overall win for the week and leaving Pin High as the bridesmaid for the week. A close third was the Gunners who were just out of the money by a single point. Did you know that some of the players on that team were on the same team last year and are the only players in two years not to cash a cheque?????? How bad is that??? However when you end up with a nine one week and a six the next week on the par 3 number nine why would you think one would cash in???. There is always hope as next week we’ll be on the old and there will not be any water in front of the ninth green. Defending Champions Swagger finally had a win. Is this now a trend or will they Stagger next week???? I hear there is action on that with odds on the Stagger.

Low gross for the week was Jim Kenesky winning the tie from last week and a cool $50.00.

50/50 winner for the week is Paul Leblanc who pockets $88.50.

Congrats to all who participated for the week as everyone is a winner.

Until next week. Comments are welcome click on the “add a comment” below.

John Kawiuk


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Money List
Pos. Name Winnings
T1 Mark Vonkalkreuth $169
T1 Jim Kenesky $169
3 Swagger Schwab $124
T4 Bob Saniszlo $119
T4 Mike MacKay $119
T4 Jim Brown $119
T4 Bambi McCann $119
T4 Bubbles Kawiuk $119
9 Ron Wilson $107
10 Greg Muir $106
11 Little Shit Sanderson $105
12 Zen Kucharski $104
13 Ron Kenesky $100
T14 Geefer Wynne $99
T14 Steve Van Dyk $99
16 Richard Tilton $93
17 Spilly Fradette $77
T18 John Cormier $75
T18 Steve Oliver $75
T18 Dave Pinder $75
T18 Stan Ontong $75
T18 Gene Roe $75
T18 Ron Mullins $75
T18 Howie Whelan $75
T18 Tommy Williams $75
T18 Hassassin Darbaj $75
T27 Mike Prudhomme $74
T27 Mike Rubic $74
T27 Paul Beattie $74
T27 Alan Cools-Lartigue $74
31 Paul Pandos $73
T32 Doug Hughes $67
T32 Mike Maxwell $67
34 Brett BOOM BOOM Walker $66
35 Hold On Whitford $65
T36 Vid The Kid Parmar $63
T36 Evan McDade $63
T38 Denys Guertin $61
T38 Brian Shea $61
40 Lars Melander $59
T41 Brad Reeve $52
T41 Chris Dominick $52
T41 Dan Regan $52
T41 Phil Langlois $52
T41 Tim Bits Tuck $52
46 Thom Hamilton $51
47 Sweetness Binks $50
48 Jimmy Boissiere $45
49 Brent Sage $43
T50 Bill MacCarthy $41
T50 Doug Baskott $41
T50 Tony King $41
T50 Mohamed Khaled $41
T50 Terry Parker $41
T50 Dave Stevens $41
T50 Murray Johnston $41
T50 Ed Dipelino $41
T50 Christopher Bonany $41
T50 Jay Morin $41
T60 Brian Miller $40
T60 John Tourettes Guimond $40
T62 Derek Brown $37
T62 Paul Leblanc $37
T62 Pogie Pogor $37
T65 Gary Beaudoin $35
T65 Mike Moorcroft $35
T65 Bill Langton $35
T65 Gary Hughes $35
T65 Jim Malaugh $35
T65 Marc Ilton $35
T65 Ron MacVinnie $35
T65 Sandy Goodwin $35
T65 Ross Vipond $35
T65 Peter Benedetti $35
T75 Bob Schmuck $34
T75 Bill Laht $34
T75 Andrew Mittl $34
T75 Ken Kerr $34
T75 Dennis DQer Lotion Morgan $34
T75 Al Rocca $34
T75 Paul Lawrence $34
T75 Doug Auld $34
T75 Bill Grundie $34
84 Dennis Drew $27
85 Spencer Dearing $26
T86 Peter Law $25
T86 Dave Penner $25
T86 Buddha Pirnak $25
T86 Tony Parmar $25
T86 Jim Mink $25
T86 Magic Johnson $25
T86 Paul Ikenouye $25
T86 Gord Williams $25
T86 Cliff Peters $25
T86 Brad Swift $25
T86 Craig Whalen $25
T86 Steve Pilon $25
T86 Don Grainger $25
T99 Bob Walker $24
T99 Chuck Leminchuck $24
101 Meltdown Thurston $20
102 Ed Diochen $19
T103 Gary Dallin $17
T103 Pierre Alexander $17
T103 Pat O Day $17
106 Paul King $15
T107 Dave Bailey $10
T107 Kirk Knight $10
T107 Brad Foster $10
T107 Forest Burla $10
T107 Gerry Schwab $10
T107 John Bell $10
113 Matt Robinson $9
Total Payout $5869