It was hotter than "3 in a bed" and still 87 players showed up for week 7 of WMC sponsored by Bob Tebbutt.  Thanks for stepping up Bob.  I heard Russ Coey was going to sponsor a week but he couldn't decide on whether to donate a Jolly Jumper to put the losing Captain in or a baby stroller to wheel out the drunkest WMC participant. Ummm I think the stroller 

The e-mails were flying this morning as useless bastard Doug Bansaw was giddy over his teams shit kicking of Bravehearts.  Yes Doug it was a great win but remember you were playing the the "Heartless Ones".  It wasn't, as you mentioned in your email the best score of the year.  That distinction still belongs to "Jerry needs a pacemaker" at -13.

Enough with the BS lets get down to business.  I can't decide what to lead with this week.  Should I talk about "It Burns huge come from behind 1 point win over the rudderless Razors Edge or should I talk about AP and the Deuces first win of the year?  AP you get the nod. 

Even though I was hoping Deuces would have a "Detroit Lions" year it was only a matter of time before they finally got their shit together and pulled down that elusive first W.  The victim was of course had to be the Maple Leafs led Mr Bob Tebbutt.  Deuces posted a +2 day thanks mostly to the net side of the board.  Travis (great band check them out) Tucker (and not Travis Tritt you dim wits just TRAVIS) did his part firing a 37 and the next low gross was AB and his 41.  The net side counters were Jason "Jack" O'Halloran 34, Bob Molgat 34, Bruce "Not Nick" Kenney 36, Jon Cheevers 36 and captain AP himself 36.  I heard Bruce Kenney holed a putt on 9 that was from the "Pumpkin pin" area to the front pin location.  The ball was going so fast that if it missed the hole my sources said his next shot would have been a solid 9 iron.  Nice birdie Bruce. The Leafs had no answer for the Deuces.  They counted 39 and 40 gross scores from Andrew and Leon and a 35 from Russ Coey. FB manager Greg was F..ing B in his WMC night debut.  No worries Greg you can only go up.  Show us a little love on the specials and we can arrange for more strokes.   

It burns... used a late posting of 36 by new recruit Dave MacKinnon to erase a 5 stroke deficit and nip "Rudderless" Razor's Edge by one point.  Captain Rick notified his squad that he would be missing this week due to a conflict and they couldn't step up and steal the win.  Biag and I were both shocked by him missing this crucial grudge match.  Both teams were missing their top gross players due to the Ontario AM in Sudbury.  Dave Mac stepped up though and ripped a 36 and Chris Tortorice rolled a 37 for It burns....  Dave's 36 moved Dean Dart to the net side allowing us to count Dave's 36 instead of Dean's 38 gross.  Dean counted a 34 net instead of my useless 38 net, thus a 6 stroke swing.   I know for you mathletes this might be confusing but try and follow along anyway.. It Burns 6-1 has sewn up the first half title no matter what happens next week.  Someone tell Grant Dow "Jones" he was a number one draft pick.  Hey Rick every GM makes a bad first pick...Hoffa anyone.   PK was low man on Razors Edge with net 35.

Jerry Needs a Pacemaker came crashing down to earth and got Schooled by Top Dog.  The Mutts were led by Garry Fredrickson's smoking 31 net and consistent scoring from the rest of the squad.  Ian Mathers as the beaver was at it again shooting 37 gross to lead the Dawgs.  Sam Frost strolled over from his perch on 10 and posted a solid 35.  Seamus did the same earlier in the day.  All Night John Wright had just enough juice in his flask to record an even par 36 throw in Burgess 37 net and Leavens 39 gross and you get a -2 day.  Very Nice W.

As previously mentioned Bansaw did a little open heart surgery on C-Man's Squad.  You know things are going badly when for a while Colin was on the gross side with his 44.  Thank's to Mark Paterson's 39 Colin was able to post a 37 net instead.  Only 9 players for Braveheart.  Not going to get it done C.   Bansaw was low team for the week thanks to Bob Richardson's 34 gross.  Nice.  Sandy McIntyre 37 gross was the only player to post an over par number.  Mark Cheevers 34, Doug Williams 35, Lumpy Wong 35, Art "the greens are fine" Thomas 35 and Bobo "two ball" Guthrie 36 led the way.

The Standings after 7 weeks of WMC look like this

Standings for Men's Night 2010

The 100 yard shoot out is next week.  Please do not miss this gong show.     

I'm out